If you read nothing else in your life, read this (unless of course you don't read because you're illiterate. Or have no eyes.)

As a historian, or at least one who is training to become a professional teller of stories, I feel that I am fully qualified to write the following:

This is by far and without any qualification the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of human existance, save perhaps for the invention of the printing press, and that short period of time after thongs became fasionable when you'd accidentally catch a peak of them, as opposed to shortly thereafter when showing off one's underwear became cool and all first-years became prostitutes.

And yes, this supersedes any movies I've talked about in previous posts, like the one directly underneath this one.